We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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