just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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