he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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