HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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