i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
where does the pee come out of this thing
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
If I die, sorry about rent.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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