I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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