doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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