she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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