i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
