you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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