Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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