She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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