k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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