Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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