I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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