No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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