I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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