Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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