She just used a chaser for red wine.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You're like the curious george of whores
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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