A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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