Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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