I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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