This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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