Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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