I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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