my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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