whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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