i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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