I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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