you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I would fuck him just for his dog
God, I missed his penis.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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