i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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