fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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