You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My liver is preforming stress tests.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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