I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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