haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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