That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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