so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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