you would pick up someone in the library
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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