A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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