Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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