Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
God gave him joint rollers for hands
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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