Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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