Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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