I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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