love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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