Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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