I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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