Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
