your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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