Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
So many bounce houses so little time
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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