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Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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