Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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