people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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