found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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